I’ve sipped Champagne with Cleopatra, stolen wigs from Louis XIV, and taught the Tudors to twerk. But let me allow my long-suffering slave boy to introduce me properly.

Since her chaotic arrival in April 2024 via a careering black taxi hailed in 487 BC (Before Cocktails), Coco has been disrupting the art world, captivating audiences, and ensuring Champagne always flows to the most deserving: herself.

With 20+ million views online, 170K followers across InstaTok, and sold-out tours at the National Portrait Gallery, Coco is rewriting how history is experienced. She blends scandal, comedy, and camp storytelling—spotlighting queens, rebels and forgotten icons—while proving the past is far more fabulous (and filthier) than you were ever taught.

More than a character, Coco is a phenomenon: a chic adventurer, a sharp-witted snob, and a time-travelling tart on a mission. Her devoted fans—the Coconuts—know she doesn’t just tell history. She makes it.