Meet Coco — the time-travelling tart, cultural disruptor, and stilettos-clad agent of chaos rewriting history one scandal at a time.

Since her sudden arrival in April 2024 (after mistakenly hailing a black taxi in 487 BC — Before Cocktails), Coco has been sashaying through the centuries, charming emperors, infuriating monarchs, and confusing museum security guards across the globe. Now stranded in the 21st century with nothing but a bouffant wig and a questionable sense of direction, she’s turned her eternal misadventures into a full-blown career.

With 20M+ views, 200K+ InstaTok followers, and sold-out Alternative Comedy Tours at institutions like the National Portrait Gallery, Coco is injecting glamour, grit, and a healthy dose of irreverence into a traditionally stuffy world. Her storytelling blends outrageous escapades — drinking games with Cleopatra, late-night gossip with Elizabeth I, existential crises with Napoleon — with sharp cultural insight and an unapologetically modern voice.

What Coco Does:

• Alternative Comedy Art Tours across London’s greatest museums

• Live comedy shows across the UK, Australia, and the USA

• Private bookings for soirées, corporate events, and the historically curious

• Global adventures, cultural capers, and occasional diplomatic incidents

• Podcasting, content creation, and delightful online chaos

Whether she’s unearthing forgotten figures, championing marginalized histories, or simply explaining why Louis XIV owed her money, Coco proves that the past is far more fabulous — and far more unhinged — than anyone ever told you.

More than a character, Coco is a cultural phenomenon in the making: a chic adventurer, a sharp-witted snob, and a woman who has genuinely “seen it all” (and will not let you forget it).

Her devoted fans — the Coconuts — know one thing for certain:

Coco doesn’t just tell history.
She makes it.